Pretentious & Bourgeois

Andre here.

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess, via paintwaxoly)

dogapult:

technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece

(via paintwaxoly)

winsexter:

do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends

(Source: thighhighsenpai, via paintwaxoly)

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

lauralittlex:

i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem

(via wonderfulhighschoollife)